1. concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    i think we found the opposite of nash greir

    (Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via sheonlywantsmyblood)

     
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  4. tumsa:

    you only live forever in the lights you make.

    (via sheonlywantsmyblood)

     

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  6. artandspunk:

    justingingerlake:

    This is so important.

    this is really disheartening 

    (via nobodycars)

     

  7. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman, via nobodycars)

     
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  10. falloutwomen:

    I’m 91% pop and 91% punk, which makes me 182% pop-punk.

    (Source: muffledjazzmusic, via pizza)

     
  11. raindropsonrosetyler:

    outweighingthebad:

    the poster lights were out and I just

    thAT IS NOT OkAY

    (via relativelydarksabbath)

     

  12. dutchster:

    as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

    (via pizza)

     

    1. What she says: I'm fine
    2. What she really means: Hail Hydra
     
  13. (Source: mooseleys, via superunnaturel)

     
  14. pierxe-the-veil:

    Austin Carlile, Of Mice & Men

    not my pic just edited

    (via punkstays)